两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文

两人英语幽默对话篇一 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Sure. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?What is your father’s name? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Happy! 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Then, What is your mother’s name? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Smile! 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Are you joking? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Of course not. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Go ahead. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a band. Will you join us? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Piano? I don't play an instrument actually. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?What are you good at? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?I sing. I like music with great lyrics. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? So do I. Who else do you think can join us? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one . 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Really? What does he like? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?He prefers quiet music. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Why not? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?what is it? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?I'm not a musician and I can't sing. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Are you joking? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Well, that makes sense?! 两人英语幽默对话篇二 A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hu 胡(谐音:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?谁) A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?you~你 B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hu~胡 A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Who?谁? B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?yes, I am~是，我就是 A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?I want to know your name 我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hu 胡啊 A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?You!你! B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Yes, my name 是啊，我的名字啊 A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?So tell me about it 那就告诉我啊 B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hu!胡! A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! B:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?O~哦 两人英语幽默对话篇三 Teacher:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? Why are you late, Frank? Frank :Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? Because of the sign. Teacher:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? What sign? Frank :Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”. 老师:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? Frank, 说为什么你迟到了. Frank:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 因为,,因为那个标志. 老师:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 神马标志?? Frank:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志... 两人英语幽默对话篇四 Teacher:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde :Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? No sir, it’s the same dog. 老师:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你 是不是抄袭了他的? Clyde:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.