两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文(2)

两人英语幽默对话篇五 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男 子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先 生，醒醒!” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。” 两人英语幽默对话篇六 The poor husband "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可怜的丈夫 “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉 苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什 么我的答案是错的。” 两人英语幽默对话篇七 Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 父亲在哪儿? 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去 哪儿了呢?” 哥哥想了会...... 你也有这样的遭遇啊……我们是要做直升报告的……我 初二、现在也在找文…… A：What’s on your hand? 你受手上的是什么? B：Watch. 手表。 A：How to spell that? 怎么拼? B：T-H-A-T~ T,H,A,T. 两人英语幽默对话篇八 Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。 两人英语幽默对话篇九 George comes from school on the first of September. 9 月 1 日， 乔治放学回到家里。 "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。 "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说 3 加 3 得 6, 可后来又说 2 加 4 也得 6。"